Subject: vitruvius answers
Date: Sat, 19 Sep 1998 13:13:20 -1850
From: Angus Trumble
Organization: camtech
To: valery grancher

In many respects vitruvius, ever the danseuse, plumbs great depths of feeling, but a more accurate answer to the first question is this.
Lately vitruvius has been rummaging through her wardrobe in search of something full-bodied yet flimsy for her new Arabian veil dance. She is currently attuned to the texture of cloth.

vitruvius is self-centred, so it is hard for her to visualise valéry at the key-board. However, vitruvius observes among most key-board people a gloomy slope to the shoulders, a sag in the lines of the neck, a slack posture that suggests an unattractive hump of the back. But vitruvius thinks valéry is holding herself up.

vitruvius frowns at the mention of age. vitruvius once heard that certain French women add between five and fifteen years to their real age in order to impress people who will then say "goodness, doesn't she look marvellous for a woman of 56?" valéry ought to relax about the issue of age.

vitruvius hesitates to say that valéry is a natural woman, because we're dealing with the internet. Biologists tell vitruvius that there are two sexes. But vitruvius thinks there are in fact three: male, female and vitruvius.